hier wat teksten over manu, die slechts een raja was en geen geleerde rishi, swami of yogi, dus zijn boek wetten van Manu is echt geen gezaghebbende Vedische literatuur.
dag van de echtgenoot, hier onder wat beschouwingen uit india.
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From: Rahul
To: Rahul
Sent: Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:01 PM
Subject: [Branded Indian] Karva Chauth Musings - An editorial written couple o years back
Good day Dear Brothers and Sisters,
Its Saturday, October 15th 2011
Today is Husbands Day
Yep, at least among the Hindus in india .. when their wives
keep a day long fast for their long life and prosperity ...
ITS KARVA CHAUTH
Already as I am penning this ed, My Mother and sister are applying
Mehendi (Henna) on their hands with intricate designs and motifs
that can only be thought up by a female mind
and also be understood only by them ....
And the patience with which they sit for hours ( a couple at least),
they could very well propitiate God Himself ...
Well, God it is after all - PATI PARMESHWAR
A Womens' husband is her Lord and Master (in dreams for most )
But He better be there to humour her on this day .. for
even though the fast is for his benefit, it is she who must be
taken good care of ... for woe betide any Man who hurts her
on this day when she is engaged in spiritual pursuits for
the upliftment of her Lord
Poor women ... <sniff>
The suffering they undergo for our sakes ..
ok .. ok .. Jokes aside,
A Womens love for her man is expressed in so many ways
as a Mother, sister, Wife, daughter, friend
(as the many email forwards would have us know),
But it is in her form as his counterpart
that brings out the best and the worst in her ...
The best is what we are concerned with here (ok .. )
Lets start at the very beginning
The qualities of an ideal wife according to Manu
Karyeshu daasi -- she should serve you like a slave
Karaneshu mantri -- she should counsel you like a minister
Bhojyeshu maatu -- she should feed you like a mother
Sayaneshu Ramba -- she should give you sexual pleasures like
Ramba – a celestial nymph
~An ideal Indian wife according to Manu in his book of rules,
Manushastra.
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An ideal Indian wife is
like a slave to her husband
waiting on him hand and foot
every single day and night
she is a councilor to him
whenever he's in troubled times
she is a mother to him
feeding him food all the times
she is a lady who gives him
sexual pleasures all the times
like the nymph Ramba in heaven
the most beautiful, the most desirable
of all the nymphs in the heaven
giving pleasures to gods all the times
Just reading the above would seem heavenly to most Men
Well, Hello Wake up
We left the middle ages long time back ...
Its the 21st century ...
Them females .. They work now
They have their own finance now ..
They like to assert their own sexuality ...
Are not afraid to ask for it ....
And have no qualms about carrying a
spare pack of rubbers (PC for condoms) in their purses ...
They don't believe in standing at the doorway
waiting for you to return so that they might have the
pleasure of serving you, their Lord and Master ...
And with research is increasingly used to show that
Men are becoming redundant in the process of procreation
, we find that the situation may well get reversed in the coming time
In fact, with the progress made in the fag end of the 20th century,
the concept of house husbands has spilled over into the 21st
century too .... Welcome to the Age of Aquarius
Its the time to be metrosexual .... Not a Neanderthal ...
Yep, that's what most men (A good majority of Indians at least)
would get labelled as, if you quote the above from Manu Smriti ..
As the wheel of Life revolves and turns 180 degress,
it may well be the turn of Men to fast ...
not for their wives long life (Women anyway outlive Men),
but to remain in their favour and alive
The following modern version of the Manu Smriti
is increasingly beginning to be a dream for most
AISI APNI WIFE HO
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
America, Calcutta ya Jamshedpur paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke time candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri 'Amrita' meri life ho.
Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe
"yaar, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.
kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho.
AMEN
With malice towards None
and Best wishes to WOMEN
(Single, engaged, married and married still)
YOU ARE ALL GREAT
Editorial by Rahul,
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